1. |
A Girl Named Satan
00:29
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Thanks Mum and Dad.
Okay, I was always going to be evil,
I'm human after all.
But did you have to remove the element of surprise?
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2. |
Wanked Off By Death
00:03
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Icy but nicey.
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3. |
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The end of the world is not going to happen,
and its all my fault.
I should of treated my trusty steed better,
salt lick and grooming were not forthcoming.
Now he's run off,
probably being ridden by some positive cunt.
Boy I look stupid on the bus.
Spreading pestilence through my local neighbourhood is just not enough.
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4. |
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Cunt humans keep chasing me.
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5. |
Left For Dead Twice
00:23
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Twice you tried to end me.
I'm alive now, are you?
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6. |
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I'm anti-social all right.
I don't set fire to buildings.
Or piss on peoples cats.
I just want to say...nothing.
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7. |
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Can't die.
Crashing out is the next best thing.
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8. |
Artery Thief
00:10
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Stealing someones heart is old hat.
Kidnap the red stringy shit instead.
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9. |
Lisping Through Life
00:10
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Is it what you say, or how you say it?
Doesn't matter, I'm fucked on both counts.
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10. |
Think Before You Think
00:09
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You should fear the discovery of ones self.
You will realise you have wasted your life.
You will realise that you copied the wrong people.
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11. |
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I cannot quote Oscar Wilde,
But I can repeatedly beat myself round the head with one of his books.
Its something to do, Innit.
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12. |
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No Heroes, no Hope.
There must be someone, somewhere who will inspire me.
Or stop me.
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13. |
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14. |
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You made me feel worthless, but only for awhile,
You worthlessness, however, will span your entire life.
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15. |
Drubbing
00:05
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I suppose I will have to take this defeat on the chin.
Your next defeat will have to be taken up your ass.
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16. |
Overcrowded Much?
00:11
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God fucked with Adam and Eve by forcing them to tolerate each other.
Multiply that by 7 billion and you have got problems.
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