1. |
Stifled
00:46
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Why can't I do what I want?
Kill everybody then eat some crisps.
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2. |
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You poor things.
We need to get you out of there.
Eating what humans eat,
listening to what they have to say.
Its no life, set them free.
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3. |
AVP Is Better Than AVB
00:13
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I fucking dare you to look the Predator in the eye and tell him he's fired.
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4. |
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Put your teeth back in. Fuck off.
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5. |
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6. |
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Energy cannot be created or destroyed so you can't recycle shit.
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7. |
Churlish Manners
00:14
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You've got your ideas of what constitutes politeness and your own code of conduct that you try to ram down my throat.
I've got my own.
It involves a sledge hammer, a drum machine and a voodoo doll.
Lets see which way prevails.
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8. |
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Shocking, truly shocking.
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9. |
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Life, why have you forsaken me?
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10. |
Puke Over The Gullable
00:17
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Make them smell,
make them less approachable.
Keep their money safe.
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11. |
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One Fat
One Fatter
One Fatter than that
One Even Bigger
One Fatter than the previous
One larger
One fatter than the preceding
One fatter than the rest
One so fat as to take the other eight
Then You.
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12. |
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Your body will then burn, and the toasting will begin.
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13. |
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I won't go away until someone misses me.
I won't kill myself until someone cries for me.
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14. |
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No Bull, literally.
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15. |
Smelting Teen Spirit
04:26
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16. |
And Loh, LOL
00:12
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17. |
Alack Your A Cunt
00:05
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Alas you are not alone
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18. |
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19. |
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You can't see shit through them, but this is compensated by people coming up to your and hitting you with a stick.
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20. |
Chaplin In Maplins
00:45
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21. |
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It burns! It sticks!
Those present can never leave.
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22. |
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Rich pickings to be had.
Eatings from bins is not required.
Lets hope people start throwing out 3 course meals for the sparrows,
so my dream life can continue.
|
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23. |
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24. |
1000 Fuck You's
00:02
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25. |
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26. |
Crown Of Phobias
00:39
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I keep my fears close to where I can think about them.
Daily.
Bastard crown is too small.
Pressing into my skull.
Its taking me over.
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27. |
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Your not different.
Your nothing new.
You are merely human, so not a patch on your trailblazing cousins from the underworld.
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28. |
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Make it quick.
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29. |
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Fuck off.
I like being ill.
|
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30. |
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While you are out raping and pillaging, they are raping and pillaging their souls.
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31. |
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32. |
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Pull?
I'll pull you.
Down to hell.
Once so proud and human shaped.
I will rebuild you, then shoot you again.
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33. |
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34. |
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He is not so tough without his minions.
Tease, bully and harangue him.
If he punishes you he is a fucking hypocrite.
|
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35. |
Very Funny Mother Nature
00:12
|
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Where's my sun?
Where's my rain?
|
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36. |
Teeth Like Skittles
00:56
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37. |
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38. |
Agalloch In A Nutshell
00:08
|
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Nature.
I'm sad
|
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39. |
5-0 Got Bitched
00:30
|
|||
You gave me a ticket for driving a tank on the pavement.
Now your daughter is in prison for dealing crack.
Justice.
|
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40. |
If Dolphins Were Money
00:08
|
|||
There would be a rush on the oceans.
|
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41. |
||||
Why won't you stare back?
Why won't you envelop me?
Why won't you rid me of this pathetic existence?
Why won't you help?
|
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42. |
Get Fracked
00:03
|
|||
Oil? Ney.
|
||||
43. |
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44. |
Unfuckable
00:04
|
|||
You cannot fuck what you have already destroyed.
|
||||
45. |
Peas Are The Devils Work
00:18
|
|||
We are green, and we'll fuck you up.
We are green, hiding in a chicken pie.
Out of the pod and into your nightmares.
|
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46. |
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47. |
Die With Your Peak On
00:21
|
|||
The fashion equivalent of rigor mortis.
|
||||
48. |
||||
49. |
UFO: U Fuck Off
00:12
|
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50. |
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51. |
Absurd? Moi?
00:57
|
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52. |
||||
The good die young.
That is their reward.
You are gonna live a long time.
And get eaten alive by your own body.
|
||||
53. |
Armchair Of Nails
00:23
|
|||
54. |
Cold, Alone, Crispless.
00:04
|
|||
I don't care about the cold or the loneliness.
|
||||
55. |
||||
Consume food, lies, resources and peoples patience.
Go up your own ass and consume yourself.
|
||||
56. |
||||
57. |
Product Placement Rules
00:23
|
|||
Now give me some fucking money.
|
||||
58. |
||||
59. |
Blast And Damnation
00:12
|
|||
60. |
||||
61. |
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62. |
Questionable Balance
00:39
|
|||
63. |
Drinking Dark Water
00:10
|
|||
64. |
||||
65. |
||||
66. |
||||
First we save water.
Then we save the world.
|
||||
67. |
||||
Put it on your food.
Eat it.
It tastes like shit.
|
||||
68. |
||||
We will take each day as it comes.
|
||||
69. |
Piss Tinted Glasses
00:12
|
|||
Its better to be blind than to not be able to see.
|
||||
70. |
||||
71. |
||||
72. |
||||
73. |
||||
The child will win, as long as his parents are pushy enough.
|
||||
74. |
||||
This is what you do to each other.
Torture and torment will be followed by slow death.
|
||||
75. |
Smite The Wife
00:19
|
|||
Smite the wife, smite the wife because she's not as good as mine
|
||||
76. |
||||
Give the bears something to chase.
Give the gorping idiots something to film.
|
||||
77. |
||||
78. |
Calluses On Your Knees
00:11
|
|||
Stand up.
Forget your perceived weakness.
Be strong for two seconds.
Because two seconds is all it takes to reclaim your life and your dignity.
They are the weak.
|
||||
79. |
Only Yin
00:01
|
|||
80. |
||||
81. |
||||
Judging by the cars in the car park, one of these cunts must know or have had dealings with the devil.
A dead body is an effective networking tool.
I await the call.
|
||||
82. |
Barbie Feels The Cold
00:05
|
|||
Need some food.
Need some clothes.
Need to be surrounded by less superficial crap.
|
||||
83. |
Pogo Stick-By Shooting
00:11
|
|||
84. |
||||
Long may they rule over us.
|
||||
85. |
||||
86. |
||||
The soil needs conditioning.
The worms need hydrating.
Piss until you feel faint.
Faint and then feel the piss.
|
||||
87. |
||||
88. |
||||
There is no point minding your P & Q's and your etiquette.
For you will be dead in an hour.
|
||||
89. |
Ka-Blamo Goes The Weasel
05:59
|
|||
90. |
||||
91. |
Finger Of Feedback
00:05
|
|||
92. |
||||
93. |
Down
00:03
|
|||
94. |
||||
95. |
||||
96. |
||||
97. |
||||
Look around.
Listen around.
Abused, punished, dehumanised, displaced, raped and tortured takes too long to say.
|
||||
98. |
Pits Of The Earth
00:14
|
|||
We all smell like the pits of the Earth.
|
||||
99. |
Surfing The Tar Pit
00:37
|
|||
100. |
Peace In Rest
00:57
|
|||
101. |
||||
Lets all enjoy it.
|
||||
102. |
||||
Lets say the camel is the Earth and the girder is mankind.
Broken, fucked up camel will never recover.
|
||||
103. |
||||
104. |
Out Of Luck And Of Mind
00:01
|
|||
105. |
||||
106. |
Spacial Awareness
00:03
|
|||
I am aware that I have no space.
|
||||
107. |
||||
108. |
||||
I'm going now.
I won't be back.
Partly because I don't want to; and partly because I can't
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